Post by DTF955 on Dec 10, 2004 8:28:35 GMT -5
A/N: As I say, this is one of my last for a while, but the funny dreams just kept developing in my mind, so I thought I’d do this one, too,a nd post it.
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK
Teaser: Sleepover
Nicky: Mommy, when can we have a sleepover like Michelle?
Becky: Not for a year at least. You’re only four; your friends would all be too lonesome if they spent the night.
Alex: But we can go over there.
Nicky: Yeah, we got each other.
Becky: Sorry, boys. I guess you’ll have to be happy you have each other to be with.
Nicky: We got Michelle, too.
Alex: Yeah, we can always sleep over with her.
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(In Steph and Michelle’s room)
Michelle: You know, Denise, slumber parties are the greatest things in the world. But, nothing could beat last June.
Denise: Why is that?
Michelle (as Stephanie walks in): Steph and Dad were both worried enough a few weeks after my concussion, and they waited on me hand and foot when you came over.
Stephanie: All right, you’re allowed to spend the night in here, but it is Saturday, so that means we all get to bed about midnight.
Denise: You don’t go to bed during a slumber party. You stay up all night and party.
Michelle: That’s where the party part comes in.
Stephanie: Oh, sure; and what about the slumber part?
Michelle: That’s the part where you’re too tired the next day.
Stephanie: Very funny. Now, look; one of my friends did something at a party that was, shall we say, really dumb. So, when I hear you make comments like that Denise, I want to make sure you know there are certain things that you don’t do at a party!
Denise: I thought your dad was the one with the lectures.
Michelle: No, Steph’s still doing it. Especially because of her friend Gia.
Denise: What happened to her?
Stephanie: That’s not important. Now…<br>
Joey (entering room): Uh, hey, you know my girlfriend, Suzie? Well, she was babysitting her niece and nephew, Justin and Wendy, and now her mom just had to go to the ER. So she asked…(Justin and Wendy run in and hug Stephanie and Michelle, respectively) …if we could watch them.
Wendy: I s’eep wit’ you.
Michelle: Sorry, Wendy, I’ve already got a sleepover date with Denise.
Stephanie: Oh, it’s no problem at all, Joey, Wendy can stay here with Michelle and Denise…<br>
Michelle: Uh, Steph…<br>
Stephanie: …while I ask Dad if I can go over to Gia’s. It’ll be perfect. (She skips out of the room)
Denise: Well, Michelle, I guess we have a baby sister for a while.
Joey: Yeah. Hey, look, why don’t I set up the day bed for her while you girls go downstairs, okay; you can come back up in your sleeping bags after Wendy gets to sleep. Well, knowing you, a few hours after. Justin, you can room with Nicky and Alex tonight.
(Danny, Jesse, and Becky in the attic)
Danny: You know, I’m really not sure what’s going to happen to our show if the station makes the move they’re talking about.
Becky: Well, Danny, independent stations all over are having lots of trouble; I think it’s a smart move to go with the WB or UPN.
Danny: Yeah, but can we really keep the show going much longer?
Jesse: Well, hey, look, Joey and I do the Rush House Renegaades and we’re really popular, but you know, we could probably move into the morning drive time pretty soon. Which would mean at least one of you should be at home during the day.
Becky: That’s true. Oh, Danny, you’d be great.
Danny: Me?!
Becky: Well, you always wanted to be Uncle Danny, when the boys aren’t in preschool they can have you all to themselves.
Joey (entering with Justin): Hey, what’s up?
Becky: We were just discussing if the TV station should become a WB or UPN station.
Joey (doing Bugs Bunny): Why, it’s natural, Doc, you’re a poifect fit with all my friends and I.
Jesse: It’s only a perfect fit for you, and you don’t work there anymore. Look, Beck, Danny, I don’t know a whole lot about the TV end, but I think if you hold out a while longer something even better might come along. I think you need to go in and tell Mr. Strowbridge you want the freedom the cowboys had in the old days, settling that harsh frontier. You don’t want to be tied down to any network!
Becky: When did any cowboy ever host a morning news and talk show?
Danny: Well, there was the rancher we had on last summer. That was so much fun; I wonder if I still remember how to yodel. (He yodels while the others hold their ears.)
Becky: Danny, please, when you tried that on the show we were almost attacked by a lovesick moose.
Jesse (as Joey puts his hands to his head like Bullwinkle): Don’t even think about it. Look, Danny, independent stations have it made, and you should call Mr. Strowbridge and tell him that right now!
(D.J. and Steve in the living room with Denise and Michelle)
D.J.: It sure is fun sitting here and making popcorn bracelets with the girls. (Looks at Steve, sees he’s not making crafts, but eating the popcorn) Steve!
Steve: What? It’s not like I’m ever going to need a bracelet.
D.J.: Okay, you’ve each got several types of friendship bracelets, I think it’s time for all good girls to brush their teeth and get to bed.
Denise: Yeah, let’s take the party upstairs now. And you can tell me that joke you said you heard, Michelle.
Steve: (as Danny walks in): I think they’re missing the point of going to bed. I better go, too. See you tomorrow, Deej. (They kiss)
Danny: It already is tomorrow, Steve.
Steve: Oh, right. Well, I just wanted to help chaperone. See ya, Mr. Tanner. (They each wave goodbye).
D.J.: Dad, what’s wrong?
Danny: I took Jesse’s advice and talked to Mr. Strowbridge about wanting to stay on an independent station. He said if we did we might be replaced by infomercials for stuff that doesn’t work. I wonder if we could broadcast from here and just syndicate our show.
(Michelle and Denise, in their pajamas, walk into Stephanie and Michelle’s room to see Steph and Gia, Michelle is telling a joke as they go.)
Michelle: …Twins, what a coincidence, I play baseball for the Minnesota Twins. The nurse told another man his wife gave birth to triplets, and he said, Wow, another coincidence, I work for 3M. Then another man runs out of the room screaming.
Denise (as they stop in the doorway, she puts her hands on her hips) Now why’d he do that?
Michelle: The nurse asked that, too, and he said, “I work for 7-Up.” (The girls laugh, then see Steph and Gia.) Wow, speaking of doubling, Wendy really got bigger.
Stephanie: We put her in D.J.’s room, after a while when I was over there, Gia and her mom had a big fight.
Gia: I said I was coming over here, and she said I might as well move in.
Stephanie (putting her arm around her): She didn’t mean it, Gia. I’m sure she’s just upset because of you being pregnant. (realizes Denise didn’t know, sees her shocked look) Oops, sorry, guess I shouldn’t have spilled the beans, huh?
Denise: You’re pregnant?
Michelle: Well, whatever you do, don’t go to work for 7-Up till the baby comes.
Stephanie: Nice try at cheering her up, Michelle. We were just about ready for bed, we got our sleeping bags out, too, so let’s just all get ready to close our eyes.
Michelle (as they all lay down in their sleeping bags): May as well. (To Denise, quietly) Boy, if Gia moves in with her baby, where are we all going to fit?
Denise: I know, especially with Steve and then Joey’s girlfriend and their kids over here so much.
Michelle: Yeah, and if Dad has to do the show here… (She drifts off in thought, and soon falls asleep)
(Scene is the living room, Kimmy enters)
Kimmy: Hola, Tanneritos!
Michelle: Kimmy, why do you always talk in Spanish when you come in.
Kimmy: Well, it makes sense, now that your dad opened up the Spanish wing of the house.
Michelle: The what?
Kimmy: The Spanish wing. You know, on the fifth floor.
Michelle (shaking her head, walks into the kitchen): She just doesn’t make sense…whoa, baby! (Comet and three other dogs run past her, and she sees Gia feeding a baby in the kitchen) Gia, you had your baby fast.
Gia: I know, after the second one your Aunt Becky says it seems to go a lot quicker.
Michelle: Second…why are those cameramen walking downstairs?
Gia: Oh, they’re there to do your dad’s show. It’s being syndicated to its 50th station now.
(Michelle walks downstairs, sees a huge studio)
Danny: Hi, it’s time to Wake Up, San Francisco, as well as the rest of the country. Of course, some of you are getting this at about 10:30 in the morning, in which case, if you’re not awake already, you really need to get to bed earlier. Rebecca has our first guest.
Becky: Yes, he’s the world renowned scientist who developed the technology you thought could only appear on Star Trek, Derek Boyd. (9-year-old Derek walks on stage)
Michelle: Derek? The boy in my 4th grade class?
Derek: Hello, everyone. Hi, Michelle. So good of you to stay home from school today so you could listen to me elaborate on my incredible feat. I understand you have a transporter pod in your own home, Mr. Tanner.
Danny: Yes, we’ve installed several. Of course, since we then got to do the show here, the home daycare Becky was running for a while had to be taken over by D.J., but that’s just why it was so smart to combine our house and the Gibblers’.
Michelle: We did what? (Michelle runs outside and sees that the houses are indeed joined, and the combined house is 100 stories tall) Whoa, baby!
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK
Teaser: Sleepover
Nicky: Mommy, when can we have a sleepover like Michelle?
Becky: Not for a year at least. You’re only four; your friends would all be too lonesome if they spent the night.
Alex: But we can go over there.
Nicky: Yeah, we got each other.
Becky: Sorry, boys. I guess you’ll have to be happy you have each other to be with.
Nicky: We got Michelle, too.
Alex: Yeah, we can always sleep over with her.
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(In Steph and Michelle’s room)
Michelle: You know, Denise, slumber parties are the greatest things in the world. But, nothing could beat last June.
Denise: Why is that?
Michelle (as Stephanie walks in): Steph and Dad were both worried enough a few weeks after my concussion, and they waited on me hand and foot when you came over.
Stephanie: All right, you’re allowed to spend the night in here, but it is Saturday, so that means we all get to bed about midnight.
Denise: You don’t go to bed during a slumber party. You stay up all night and party.
Michelle: That’s where the party part comes in.
Stephanie: Oh, sure; and what about the slumber part?
Michelle: That’s the part where you’re too tired the next day.
Stephanie: Very funny. Now, look; one of my friends did something at a party that was, shall we say, really dumb. So, when I hear you make comments like that Denise, I want to make sure you know there are certain things that you don’t do at a party!
Denise: I thought your dad was the one with the lectures.
Michelle: No, Steph’s still doing it. Especially because of her friend Gia.
Denise: What happened to her?
Stephanie: That’s not important. Now…<br>
Joey (entering room): Uh, hey, you know my girlfriend, Suzie? Well, she was babysitting her niece and nephew, Justin and Wendy, and now her mom just had to go to the ER. So she asked…(Justin and Wendy run in and hug Stephanie and Michelle, respectively) …if we could watch them.
Wendy: I s’eep wit’ you.
Michelle: Sorry, Wendy, I’ve already got a sleepover date with Denise.
Stephanie: Oh, it’s no problem at all, Joey, Wendy can stay here with Michelle and Denise…<br>
Michelle: Uh, Steph…<br>
Stephanie: …while I ask Dad if I can go over to Gia’s. It’ll be perfect. (She skips out of the room)
Denise: Well, Michelle, I guess we have a baby sister for a while.
Joey: Yeah. Hey, look, why don’t I set up the day bed for her while you girls go downstairs, okay; you can come back up in your sleeping bags after Wendy gets to sleep. Well, knowing you, a few hours after. Justin, you can room with Nicky and Alex tonight.
(Danny, Jesse, and Becky in the attic)
Danny: You know, I’m really not sure what’s going to happen to our show if the station makes the move they’re talking about.
Becky: Well, Danny, independent stations all over are having lots of trouble; I think it’s a smart move to go with the WB or UPN.
Danny: Yeah, but can we really keep the show going much longer?
Jesse: Well, hey, look, Joey and I do the Rush House Renegaades and we’re really popular, but you know, we could probably move into the morning drive time pretty soon. Which would mean at least one of you should be at home during the day.
Becky: That’s true. Oh, Danny, you’d be great.
Danny: Me?!
Becky: Well, you always wanted to be Uncle Danny, when the boys aren’t in preschool they can have you all to themselves.
Joey (entering with Justin): Hey, what’s up?
Becky: We were just discussing if the TV station should become a WB or UPN station.
Joey (doing Bugs Bunny): Why, it’s natural, Doc, you’re a poifect fit with all my friends and I.
Jesse: It’s only a perfect fit for you, and you don’t work there anymore. Look, Beck, Danny, I don’t know a whole lot about the TV end, but I think if you hold out a while longer something even better might come along. I think you need to go in and tell Mr. Strowbridge you want the freedom the cowboys had in the old days, settling that harsh frontier. You don’t want to be tied down to any network!
Becky: When did any cowboy ever host a morning news and talk show?
Danny: Well, there was the rancher we had on last summer. That was so much fun; I wonder if I still remember how to yodel. (He yodels while the others hold their ears.)
Becky: Danny, please, when you tried that on the show we were almost attacked by a lovesick moose.
Jesse (as Joey puts his hands to his head like Bullwinkle): Don’t even think about it. Look, Danny, independent stations have it made, and you should call Mr. Strowbridge and tell him that right now!
(D.J. and Steve in the living room with Denise and Michelle)
D.J.: It sure is fun sitting here and making popcorn bracelets with the girls. (Looks at Steve, sees he’s not making crafts, but eating the popcorn) Steve!
Steve: What? It’s not like I’m ever going to need a bracelet.
D.J.: Okay, you’ve each got several types of friendship bracelets, I think it’s time for all good girls to brush their teeth and get to bed.
Denise: Yeah, let’s take the party upstairs now. And you can tell me that joke you said you heard, Michelle.
Steve: (as Danny walks in): I think they’re missing the point of going to bed. I better go, too. See you tomorrow, Deej. (They kiss)
Danny: It already is tomorrow, Steve.
Steve: Oh, right. Well, I just wanted to help chaperone. See ya, Mr. Tanner. (They each wave goodbye).
D.J.: Dad, what’s wrong?
Danny: I took Jesse’s advice and talked to Mr. Strowbridge about wanting to stay on an independent station. He said if we did we might be replaced by infomercials for stuff that doesn’t work. I wonder if we could broadcast from here and just syndicate our show.
(Michelle and Denise, in their pajamas, walk into Stephanie and Michelle’s room to see Steph and Gia, Michelle is telling a joke as they go.)
Michelle: …Twins, what a coincidence, I play baseball for the Minnesota Twins. The nurse told another man his wife gave birth to triplets, and he said, Wow, another coincidence, I work for 3M. Then another man runs out of the room screaming.
Denise (as they stop in the doorway, she puts her hands on her hips) Now why’d he do that?
Michelle: The nurse asked that, too, and he said, “I work for 7-Up.” (The girls laugh, then see Steph and Gia.) Wow, speaking of doubling, Wendy really got bigger.
Stephanie: We put her in D.J.’s room, after a while when I was over there, Gia and her mom had a big fight.
Gia: I said I was coming over here, and she said I might as well move in.
Stephanie (putting her arm around her): She didn’t mean it, Gia. I’m sure she’s just upset because of you being pregnant. (realizes Denise didn’t know, sees her shocked look) Oops, sorry, guess I shouldn’t have spilled the beans, huh?
Denise: You’re pregnant?
Michelle: Well, whatever you do, don’t go to work for 7-Up till the baby comes.
Stephanie: Nice try at cheering her up, Michelle. We were just about ready for bed, we got our sleeping bags out, too, so let’s just all get ready to close our eyes.
Michelle (as they all lay down in their sleeping bags): May as well. (To Denise, quietly) Boy, if Gia moves in with her baby, where are we all going to fit?
Denise: I know, especially with Steve and then Joey’s girlfriend and their kids over here so much.
Michelle: Yeah, and if Dad has to do the show here… (She drifts off in thought, and soon falls asleep)
(Scene is the living room, Kimmy enters)
Kimmy: Hola, Tanneritos!
Michelle: Kimmy, why do you always talk in Spanish when you come in.
Kimmy: Well, it makes sense, now that your dad opened up the Spanish wing of the house.
Michelle: The what?
Kimmy: The Spanish wing. You know, on the fifth floor.
Michelle (shaking her head, walks into the kitchen): She just doesn’t make sense…whoa, baby! (Comet and three other dogs run past her, and she sees Gia feeding a baby in the kitchen) Gia, you had your baby fast.
Gia: I know, after the second one your Aunt Becky says it seems to go a lot quicker.
Michelle: Second…why are those cameramen walking downstairs?
Gia: Oh, they’re there to do your dad’s show. It’s being syndicated to its 50th station now.
(Michelle walks downstairs, sees a huge studio)
Danny: Hi, it’s time to Wake Up, San Francisco, as well as the rest of the country. Of course, some of you are getting this at about 10:30 in the morning, in which case, if you’re not awake already, you really need to get to bed earlier. Rebecca has our first guest.
Becky: Yes, he’s the world renowned scientist who developed the technology you thought could only appear on Star Trek, Derek Boyd. (9-year-old Derek walks on stage)
Michelle: Derek? The boy in my 4th grade class?
Derek: Hello, everyone. Hi, Michelle. So good of you to stay home from school today so you could listen to me elaborate on my incredible feat. I understand you have a transporter pod in your own home, Mr. Tanner.
Danny: Yes, we’ve installed several. Of course, since we then got to do the show here, the home daycare Becky was running for a while had to be taken over by D.J., but that’s just why it was so smart to combine our house and the Gibblers’.
Michelle: We did what? (Michelle runs outside and sees that the houses are indeed joined, and the combined house is 100 stories tall) Whoa, baby!